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Half Price 半价
2023-12-05Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.John: How is that?Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.杰克：我女...
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Money and Friends 钱和朋友
2023-12-05A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?B: Friends, of course.A: Why?B: I can always borrow money from friends.A：钱和朋友，你认为哪个更重要？B：当然是朋友了。...
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死而复生的兔子
2023-12-05This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the...
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Don't Pay the Bill 不交水费
2023-12-05Tom: How can I stop water from coming into my house.Sam: Don't pay the water bill.汤姆：我怎么才能阻止水进入我的房间？山姆：不交水费。...
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We weren't looking for the same thing
2023-12-05A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found....
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Three days to live 只能再活三天
2023-12-05One day, a professor asked his students: “If you have only three days to live in this world, what will you do?“Student A: I want to stay with my girl ...
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Civil rights 公民权利
2023-12-05On the first day of an American history class, the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights.The next day, he asked one of my classmates to nam...
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他游不过大西洋
2023-12-05An American visiting Scotland met a shepherd with a beautiful sheep dog. The American offered the owner $50 for the dog ,but the shepherd refused. &qu...
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Photo of my wife 我老婆的照片
2023-12-05A businessman enters a tavern（酒馆，客栈）, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his...
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Endearing terms
2023-12-05Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My...