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Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring...

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt....

Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, "Co...

A nun dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says to her, "I'm sure you've lead a virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven...

When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"Answer the door with a bloody knife and s...

A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation...

A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a fam...

Three pastors Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with ba...

"I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a single room -- my wife, my children and my in-laws. So our nerves ...

A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist（福音传教士） comes on and promises to heal the sick."If only you would pray with Him, place yo...