英语笑话大全

One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farming. In order to do this he would need a stud rooster. He asked around his fellow fa...

A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink."I'll have a bourbon an...

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of tra...

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.On the third day, God created all the animals of...

A woman went into a pet shop and said to the man, "I want a parrot, but sell me one that definitely talks."The man sold her a parrot, saying...

Once upon a time, there was a nonconformist sparrow who decided to not fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather had turned so cold that he ...

Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy."&...

An American couple on vacation with some friends in Mexico were shopping at the market to bring back a few souvenirs to their family and friends. Time...

A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pull...

This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?“ The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck ...