英语笑话大全

An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, "Hello!"There was a soldier, playing like a se...

One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police, and the people were scared and didn't smile. So the ...

A child aged seven or eight ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, "Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my fath...

At age of 83, granddad went to hospital for the first time. "What is this?" he asked as he held up the bell cord they had fastened to his pi...

Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before.Helen said, How about the kitchen?”杰克对他的妻子海伦说，他想去...

The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and fr...

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep（熟睡的）. Rather than wake hi...

An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave ...

One day a boy came to his teacher and said: "Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, ...

My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Gu...