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On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After ...

Two tomatoes go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato asks: "where shall we go?" The first tomato has no answer, the seco...

Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, wou...

Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word &Pri...

A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painte...

Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Pr...

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They neve...

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be...

"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tel...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several ...