英语笑话大全

  • A lonely frog

    2023-12-05

    A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.His Personal Psychic(灵媒,巫师) Advisor tells him "You are going to meet...

  • One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came ...

  • A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is...

  • The Clever Dog

    2023-12-05

    A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the d...

  • Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(钳子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, fol...

  • A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's ri...

  • A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place.Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to th...

  • Tickets, Please

    2023-12-05

    Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy jus...

  • A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at...

  • Sentenced

    2023-12-05

    A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. &...