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A lonely frog
2023-12-05A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.His Personal Psychic(灵媒,巫师) Advisor tells him "You are going to meet...
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Kangaroos and the Cage 袋鼠与笼子
2023-12-05One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came ...
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I Can't Let Him Get Away 不能让他跑了
2023-12-05A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is...
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The Clever Dog
2023-12-05A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the d...
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I do not recognize you
2023-12-05Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(钳子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, fol...
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A Smart Parrot 聪明的鹦鹉
2023-12-05A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's ri...
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Not so fast 别那么急嘛
2023-12-05A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place.Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to th...
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Tickets, Please
2023-12-05Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy jus...
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Marriage Made In Heaven
2023-12-05A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at...
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Sentenced
2023-12-05A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. &...