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Punsihment
2023-12-05A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized a...
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Lawyer Cross-Examines a Cop
2023-12-05A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this:Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A...
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A Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
2023-12-05A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surpri...
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Mother-In-Law
2023-12-05Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,...
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Engineering Hell
2023-12-05An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says: "Ah, you're an engineer, but you worked for a high-t...
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Insomniacs
2023-12-05A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car bro...
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Translation troubles
2023-12-05A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his captu...
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Valentine's Day Cards
2023-12-05A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...
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Strange
2023-12-05A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawy...
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Big Man in a Small Town
2023-12-05Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man...