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Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, “Oh, look! A nut!“ The second squirrel jumped on it an...

A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, ...

Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drif...

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase...

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, lif...

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began ...

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on ...

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,“ the lawyer says looking through his papers. “You owe me $1000 down and $417.58...

A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:"Was walking down the street an...

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument ...