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Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time before that po...

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-f...

One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware that...

Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm.&...

Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years“Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 ...

A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just ...

Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries."Didja get anything on that last heist?" Jack a...

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The qu...

What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3. Do you have anything you can se...

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense."You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?&quo...