英语笑话大全

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded（谴责，责难） my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard.Drew, I sc...

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. “Since I've been with the firm for so long,“ he said, “I ...

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: “I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the...

A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.Thinking desiring to know how he claim...

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were s...

"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?""No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one."你的画在美术展...

A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedie...

The notorious（声名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. ″Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow...

A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur（恐龙） bones lying about.How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native Am...

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.Befor...