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I didn't know that I was so farA big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about ev...

A Life for a LifeThe English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the stor...

I'm not having it all cut off Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office r...

Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!他为什么喊牙医：请你不...

Excuse for Speeding 　 Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" th...

The formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday yo...

Something Really CheapAfter being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume？”he ask...

Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you ...

The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?“And the father replied, “I don't know, son, I...

Bring me a glass of milk At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husban...