英语笑话大全

疯狂的司机There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, Herman, be careful! I just...

It’s not that. 不是那样的。A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn&rsq...

An Old Couple's Quarrel A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a comba...

Millionaire CEO: “My wife made a millionaire out of me.“ Assistant: “What were you before?“ CEO: “a multimillionaire.“ 百万富翁 主管：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。 助手：以前你是什么...

Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out ...

Keys? Kiss? A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite ...

The Same Action Yields the Same Result A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointment with the pilot to ...

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重病，妻子伴...

　 When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleane...

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After ...