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Bombs
2023-12-05Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land...
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Laywer's BMW
2023-12-05A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,...
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An Honest Mistake
2023-12-05A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if...
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A Cruise
2023-12-05There was a lawyner, a priest, and a class of children. They were all on a cruise. A couple of days later the ship hits a iceberg and it begins to sin...
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Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings
2023-12-05The top ten things that sound dirty in law (but aren't!) 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's ...
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Roadkill
2023-12-05A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers wal...
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Punishment
2023-12-05A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate enc...
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Which Would You Rather Operate On?
2023-12-05Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, ...
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That's where they are from...
2023-12-05A woman goes to her doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband has developed a penchant for anal sex. So I came to you for advice.""Ok, let...
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Men Unite
2023-12-05How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a wom...