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The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, so a volunteer was sent to soli...

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by...

An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptioni...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...

Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereaf...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love"stamps on bright ...

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was ask...

Attorney: Are you the husband of the defendant? I mean of the plaintiff?Witness: I'm the wife.Attorney: You're not working for the defendant, ...

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left...

I always wanted a hopped up muscle car when I was younger. I couldn't afford one. Now I can, and I have one. It's a '70 Mustang, and her n...