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Will you tell the court how far you were from the spot where the shooting occurred?” asked a defense lawyer.I was exactly ten feet, two-and-one-...

After a trial had been going on for three days, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench."Your Hon...

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to ...

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers."So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bri...

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his...

Q. What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A. Stick his bill up his ass....

A boy who was a witness in court was asked by a lawyer, "Did anyone tell you what to say in court?""Yes, sir.""I thought so. ...

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment b...

A lawyer admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what wil...

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial h...