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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase...

Have you heard about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi....

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers ...

What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A lawyer's necktie....

A pipe bursts in a lawyer?s house, so he calls a plumber.The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber type things for a while, and ...

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.?To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leav...

A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.The...

A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row, so her boss calls her into his office. "Look, Sharon," he says irritably. &qu...