英语笑话大全

A man who was to be investigated by the Inland Revenue, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear."Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him th...

What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of ju...

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You ...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch, the junior partner slaps his forehead."Damn," he says, "I ...

Two drivers collided on a country road. One was a lawyer, and the other was a doctor.The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped...

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...

Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven. The angel standing there said, "We've been waiting a long time ...

What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance....

Did you hear that the post office had to recall a recent stamp release?The stamps had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out w...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service....