英语笑话大全

Fat Man and Thin Man　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.“From your looks,“ said the fat man, “there might have been a famine.“ “Yes...

True Or False?One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?" "Of course, I will." ...

Is He Somebody?Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.Jack: He must be very important.Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.汤姆：我叔叔手下有50...

Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny forChristmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew wh...

An Essential CorrectionTeacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you hadfor　 breakfast this morning. Walter: 　What was it?Teac...

A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.““And what was he before you married him?“ asked the friend.The woman repli...

That's what I want to find out 　 -- We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? -- Well, I don't know. Does he bit...

I cannot see it at allAfter supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to ...

One or Two?Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？服务...

Excuse for Speeding 　 Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" th...