英语笑话大全

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong pla...

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened:Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate,...

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out ...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's re...

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor !...

The real estate boss got a hot new secretary.Afraid of sexual harrassment issues he held himself off for a week, butfinally overcome with lust, he dec...

A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together an...

NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way tr...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a ...

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of he...