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An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-ho...

Two lawyers, Jon and Bill, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Bill a $50 bet. Bill agrees and they're off. They shoot a great ga...

A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An intentional killing...

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorne...

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young lawyer would leave his office building at lunch time and, as h...

A crown court judge was out on the town one Friday evening, partaking of some of London's finest drinking establishments. Returning home to his go...

A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle her husband's estate. Upon completion of the job, he charged her $100.00. She opened her purse, and t...

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me obtain a divorce. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with.““What do you...

Drunken Billy was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client.&quo...

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul.Both graduated magna cum laude fro...