英语笑话大全

Make your fortune “How did you make your fortune?“ “I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience.“ “How did that help?...

Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, “All Lawyers are scumbags“. Another drunk stands up and yells, “Hey, I resent that remark“. The first d...

fish say What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? “dam!!!“ 鱼说 当鱼游进一个水泥墙里面的时候，鱼会说什么? “水坝!!!“ NOTE cement wall n. 水泥墙...

Why did it make you late Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in...

Correct 　 Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? 　 Jimmy: I don’t know... 　 Teacher: Correct. 很对 教师：吉米，...

The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" ...

A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, that...

Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. It is too crowded, t...

if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to writ...

Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子...