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** How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?** How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One...

** How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.** How does an attorney sleep?...

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they w...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared.The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can w...

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defence lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?""Yes," sa...

Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record."Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."Defense Attor...

> > > A small town prosecuting attorney called his first > > > witness to the stand in > > > a trial - a grandmotherly, eld...

1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and will lead to an ass-kicking. 2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT presen...

What do you say to a busload of lawyers crashing over a five hundred foot cliff? Got room for one more?...

Two solicitors came to a sticky end and were slowly making their way up to Heavan. On their way up the great staircase that leads to the Pearly Gates ...