英语笑话大全

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting becau...

Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. “Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Rich...

Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "ins...

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. “What are you holding onto your brothe...

Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen hi...

As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a ...

When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, whe...

I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument "Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round...

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Satu...

4-4=? One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. the teacher got angry and said: "What ...