英语笑话大全

The British RAF base where I was stationed（驻扎，配置） as part of a contingent（分遣队，偶然事件） of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through（蜿蜒穿过） the cr...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"Sarah stood up ...

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent（仁慈的） mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doin...

A judge asked our group of potential jurors（陪审员） whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.“I can't hear out of my left ear,“ ...

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel sharp...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain.&qu...

In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, “But Sir, I won’t live that long!“So the judge r...

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man.""How about that!" he excl...

A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly（坦率地） that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued fol...

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in...