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All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing ...

My Husband Will Be Home Soon A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like ...

A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate ...

Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. "The best way, sir," s...

West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met ...

Two SoldiersTwo soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a ...

Very Pleased to Meet YouDuring World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp...

Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if...

The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading ...

What's your name?A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My na...