英语笑话大全

  • Moths

    2023-12-05

    A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passiona...

  • Super Model Crash

    2023-12-05

    Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "...

  • Trained parrot

    2023-12-05

    There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. Son #1 bought her a 15-roo...

  • Three Caves

    2023-12-05

    In the Amazon rain forest, three explorers were walking. One was Irish, another English, and the last American. Soon, they came across a tribe, and th...

  • New Boots

    2023-12-05

    Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair...

  • A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many peo...

  • Grass Eater

    2023-12-05

    A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investig...

  • There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch a...

  • The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss appears at your cubicle and ...

  • Fresh Urine

    2023-12-05

    A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the...