英语笑话大全

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to kno...

A married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he&...

Before AOL group sex meant the risk of STD's. Now you run the risk of getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Before AOL family reunions were needed just ...

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time...

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a...

After you are married there are several stages of sex.Smurf sex- You fuck until you are blue in the face.Kitchen sex- You fuck anywhere in the house, ...

Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, bu...

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tr...

It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."It says: "Press A Key" (This one'...

A New York City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stops beside him. "Nice bike," the...