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Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I ha...

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman says “My husband works as a marriage counsell...

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seven long years she lived w...

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of h...

As a blonde was driving down the freeway, her car phone rang. Answering, it, she heard her husbands's voice urgently warning her, "Barbie, I ...

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the ...

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.They are talking and Bill says, "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sur...

So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows."He grab...

A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."Indian: "Horse no talk"Ventriloquist: &q...

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a...