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A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he th...

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend....

ToleranceGoethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of t...

I Wasn't Asleep　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fe...

MODERN LIFE Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. "We've been married fifteen...

DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very ...

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤...

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office ...

I WANT A NIGHTMARE Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam." &...

I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will p...