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The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient...

One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were ...

Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunette says to the blonde "That's a beautiful ...

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sou...

Since AOL has introduce there unlimited hours package they have started displaying special messages to customers.1. You have been on-line for 46 minut...

A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The Ins...

A family of 3 ( father, mother, son) went on their monthly family outings to the zoo. Well little Billy seen 2 monkeys mating and asked his father wha...

Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acre...

Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each oth...

Man to God: “God, why did you make women so beautiful?“God to Man: “So you would love her.“Man to God: “But why did you make her so dumb?“God to Man: ...