英语笑话大全

Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything import...

Goethe's Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to ...

He Swore to Die “If you refuse to marry me,“ he swore, “I shall die.“ She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我，”他发誓，我就要去死。&...

A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the...

Is He Dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, ...

Are They Worn Out? "No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out.&quo...

I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work...

Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past t...

Six or Twelve? A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d ...

Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: “I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was wa...