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A blond woman named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desper...

A guy comes home at 3 o'clock in the morning. He has obviously had more than his share of booze. His wife meets him at the front door, and the fol...

Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick...

The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On one he finds the words "open me first," a...

These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away...

An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was inter...

Reasons computers must be male1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better model is always just around the corner.3. They look nice a...

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more s...

What would happen if men were to have periods? They would compare the size of their tampons....

When You Live In The DEEP South : * You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. * You can entertain yourself for more than an hour wi...