英语笑话大全

The Lost Purse A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her p...

The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball poin...

I'll Go There Myself There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write. One day...

The Day that You're Inaugurated A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her gr...

The Bad News and the Terrible News Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawy...

Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocke...

My Boss and I When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss does...

Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his gar...

Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something th...

What time is it now? The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, ...