英语笑话大全

1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its exp...

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of the Missouri State line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speed...

A teacher notices that Little Johnny, at the back of the class, is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to ...

I don't know if some of these have been posted here before, so here goes... Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?A: Put her in a round room an...

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily th...

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of...

Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch. Q: How are bob barker and lorena ...

A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thund...

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. The bartender tells the man that he cannot bring such a dangerous animal into the bar. The man as...

The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third ...