英语笑话大全

When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out several b...

An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realiz...

A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle.Many people wanted to buy it and the ma...

Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the...

My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, ...

During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by t...

My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her...

A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. Th...

A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and sta...

One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him ...