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A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I unders...

Why do moths fly with their legs open ?Have you seen the size of mothballs?!...

The salesman got home late in the evening. For not waking his wife up, he takes his clothes off without turning on the light. Just as he is about to g...

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bit...

One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour. "Paddy my friend", he said. "I'm going on holiday f...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window a...

A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway...

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room.She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make a few drin...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" W...

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd...