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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a pass...

A harried driving instructor came home from work, kicked off his shoes, and fell into a chair. "I'm thinking of taking six or seven of my stu...

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervo...

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, ...

Abe, an old penny-pincher, is dying.On his deathbed, he looks up and asks, “Is my wife here?““Yes, dear,“ she replies. “I'm right next to you.“ “A...

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.“The blonde asks the manager ...

1. "I'm down here" 2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 3. I was once a lawn ornament for &...

There was this woman who was having problems with her sex life. She was not getting enough sex from her man so she went to see a sex therapist.After e...

A little boy at Christmas time is writing to Santa. He writes, "Dear Santa, I've been a good boy all year, please can I have a bike." Th...

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younge...