英语笑话大全

How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman...

In a small town there were only two churches, one at each end of town; nearly everyone in town attended on or the other every Sunday. The respective p...

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to w...

There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years. One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "you know, ...

Three drunks show up at the local whorehouse and the madam realizes they are too drunk to be able to function. One by one, she sends them up to a room...

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist when early in the morning I received a call from his office:I had been rescheduled for early that m...

8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. Along with present...

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says...

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."The guy says, "Am I ever! To st...

True story from Sweden.......After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. Their downtown luxury apartment was in his name an...