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During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little an...

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was ...

A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber and asks how much he owes him.The barber says, “Father, you're a holy man of th...

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see t...

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, fo...

To: Tech SupportTo whom it may concern,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected...

Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. Thu...

A husband and wife are driving back from their holiday in France.Near the border they knock over a skunk on the side of the road.Alarmed, the wife run...

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his ...

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the c...