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“班”和“笨驴”
2023-12-05Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door:Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student,after reading ...
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亚历山大大帝
2023-12-05Alexander the GreatLandon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,and the doctor,somewhat nettled,said:Landon,you don't seem to be gett...
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右腿
2023-12-05The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you...
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诗人的名字
2023-12-05The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today. It works like this,” she sa...
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诵读课
2023-12-05I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual,and could hardly read.There was a book used by the leaners in reading calledDia...
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心不在焉的老师
2023-12-05An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,t...
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我们的尾巴
2023-12-05The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.Then he started again,and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we ...
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谁是第一个男人?
2023-12-05A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man?” George Washington,”a little boy shouted promptly. How do you make out that George Was...
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良好的心愿
2023-12-05One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher,pawants to know if you like roast pig.” I certainly do,”said the teacher,and you tell y...
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两个男人
2023-12-05A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly ...