英语笑话大全

  • Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door:Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student,after reading ...

  • 亚历山大大帝

    2023-12-05

    Alexander the GreatLandon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,and the doctor,somewhat nettled,said:Landon,you don't seem to be gett...

  • 右腿

    2023-12-05

    The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you...

  • 诗人的名字

    2023-12-05

    The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today. It works like this,” she sa...

  • 诵读课

    2023-12-05

    I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual,and could hardly read.There was a book used by the leaners in reading calledDia...

  • An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,t...

  • 我们的尾巴

    2023-12-05

    The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.Then he started again,and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we ...

  • A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man?” George Washington,”a little boy shouted promptly. How do you make out that George Was...

  • 良好的心愿

    2023-12-05

    One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher,pawants to know if you like roast pig.” I certainly do,”said the teacher,and you tell y...

  • 两个男人

    2023-12-05

    A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly ...