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两块蛋糕
2023-12-05Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? 妈妈:当然可以---...
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日落
2023-12-05Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset l...
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我是个忙人
2023-12-05I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't...
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老虎来了
2023-12-05When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys t...
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不算太坏
2023-12-05Not too Bad "Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?" "No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one....
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五百遍
2023-12-05Five Hundred Times In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for drivin...
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什么士兵?
2023-12-05What soldiers? Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 什么士兵? 妻子:亲爱的!快...
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让座
2023-12-05To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.“ “Well, you'v...
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谁更满足?
2023-12-05Who's better satisfied? Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of c...
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丘吉尔和肖伯纳
2023-12-05Churchill and Bernard Shaw Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw ...