英语笑话大全

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O抍lock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside... The woman, sort ...

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Ju...

An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good,"...

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely.The first lawyer announced, "Thos...

A man said to his wife, "what would you most like for your birthday" She replied, "I'd love to be Ten again". On the morning o...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives,...

Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important ...

Q. If Clinton gets impeached he will be the first president to....A. Get blowed out of office.Q. Do you know what the FBI discovered the stains on Mon...

An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" ...

Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets...