英语笑话大全

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以---...

Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset l...

I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't...

When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys t...

Not too Bad "Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?" "No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one....

Five Hundred Times In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for drivin...

What soldiers? Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 什么士兵？ 妻子：亲爱的！快...

To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.“ “Well, you'v...

Who's better satisfied? Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of c...

Churchill and Bernard Shaw Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw ...