英语笑话大全

A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of th...

Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor...

No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the g...

Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he c...

Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions,&quo...

Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telepho...

Ashamed Soldier Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everyt...

An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the sho...

Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The hous...

Whose Son Is the Greatest The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first p...