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Joke: Take A Bus
2023-12-05A drunk was hanging on to a lamp post for supportwhen an old lady walked by and asked, "Why don'tyou take a bus home?"The drunk replied,...
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Joke: Unix Expert
2023-12-05How does a UNIX expert have sex?Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep....
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Joke: Marines Last Request
2023-12-05News anchor Dan Rather, the Reverend Jesse Jackson, Today Show personality Katie Couric and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day ...
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Joke: Girl's School
2023-12-05The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you girls can't underst...
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Joke: Operator
2023-12-05A blonde to a long-distance telephone operator:“Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?“Operator: “Just a minute......
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Joke: What Do They Say?
2023-12-05George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engagi...
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Joke: Shrunken Head
2023-12-05A Guy walked into a bar dressed in the latest designer gear, dripping with diamonds and platinum and googobs of money.His only visible problem was tha...
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Joke: The Family Of Tomatoes
2023-12-05A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the b...
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Joke: Plane Conversation
2023-12-05A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard ...
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Joke: Food Fight In A Store
2023-12-05In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After a...