英语笑话大全

  • Joke: Take A Bus

    2023-12-05

    A drunk was hanging on to a lamp post for supportwhen an old lady walked by and asked, "Why don'tyou take a bus home?"The drunk replied,...

  • Joke: Unix Expert

    2023-12-05

    How does a UNIX expert have sex?Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep....

  • News anchor Dan Rather, the Reverend Jesse Jackson, Today Show personality Katie Couric and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day ...

  • Joke: Girl's School

    2023-12-05

    The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you girls can't underst...

  • Joke: Operator

    2023-12-05

    A blonde to a long-distance telephone operator:“Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?“Operator: “Just a minute......

  • George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engagi...

  • Joke: Shrunken Head

    2023-12-05

    A Guy walked into a bar dressed in the latest designer gear, dripping with diamonds and platinum and googobs of money.His only visible problem was tha...

  • A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the b...

  • A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard ...

  • In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After a...