英语笑话大全

Letter of Recommendation When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. “Since I've been with the firm f...

Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three day...

Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed...

Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 生日 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。...

Clever Thieves Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house? Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen? 聪明的小偷 警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的...

Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs in...

A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 一个问题 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生...

Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. ...

An Ugly Woman Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearin...

I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. "It's too crowded,"...