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TELEMARKETER I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer. "Good evening," he...

HIS FAULT Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 他的错 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：...

EXPENSIVE ADVICE The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. "Do yo...

GOOD SIGHT Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when ...

THE FIRST TIME Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 第一次 病人：...

Wait a Minute Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins ...

Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my...

Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: &quo...

Too Smart for Dad "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought...

Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband p...