英语笑话大全

A man walks into a bathroom. As he approaches the stalls he notices a man standing there with no arms.The armless man replies,"Could you help me ...

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands ...

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and ...

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, h...

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able t...

There is a blonde in a boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blonde drives by in her car and sees the women, in the boat, in the field ...

One day little Billy went to school and the teacher told the kids to make a story at home and tell her the moral. The next day the teacher asks for th...

George W. Bush's wonderful gaffes and mangling of the English language has made him one of the most quoted US presidents in history, and launched ...

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let...

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally...