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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby...

A taxi driver driving a Mercedes-Benz picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day. When the gentleman got in and they started on t...

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle...

You got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!A doctor would live next door while you bleed to death trying to call 911!You cant count to 21 ...

A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby."You ha...

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."The other said, "Well go behi...

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There i...

Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is com...

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let ...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: On a Sea...