英语笑话大全

  • 决心书

    2023-12-05

    New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special fo...

  • 基本原则

    2023-12-05

    Ground Rules One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining hi...

  • 提醒

    2023-12-05

    Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call ...

  • 逼真的戏剧

    2023-12-05

    Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater&#...

  • He Was Only Wrong by Two Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren'...

  • 拿破仑病了

    2023-12-05

    Napoleon Was Ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinati...

  • 势均力敌

    2023-12-05

    A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus an...

  • 森林之火

    2023-12-05

    Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. “Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened.“ “Does th...

  • 园艺手套

    2023-12-05

    Gardening Gloves For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening...

  • 狗娘养的

    2023-12-05

    S.O.B. My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for Mothe...