英语笑话大全

A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.“I can't hear out of my left ear,“ the m...

A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed. The storm wa...

Three drunks show up at the local whorehouse and the madam realizes they are too drunk to be able to function. One by one, she sends them up to a room...

One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by kissing E...

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seven long years she lived w...

Two people are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced "Havaii" or "Hawaii". So they stood there arguing and arguing,...

1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun.2) You can trade a .44 for two .22's.3) You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.4) If you ...

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. "Look,&q...

There was once a hillbilly who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat back and...

A lawyer, a doctor, and a redneck were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest ...