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A woman went to her doctor in a panic."Doctor, you must help me," she sobbed, please put my mind at rest.. Is it possible to become pregnant...

An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he charged her $100. The widow opened her purse and remove...

What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake....

How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? Cut the rope.....

Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in h...

Justin Turner, representing Elite & Premier Ltd, outlining his client's case for an injunction said, "The agency represents many models w...

Four surgeons are having a coffee after performing surgery."I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered.&quo...

A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man."The little...

A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manager were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car brok...

A man walked into a curio shop and began to browse. He was attracted to a brass rat on a shelf behind the counter. He asked the shopkeeper for a price...