英语笑话大全

Thirteen! A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thir...

Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I’d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think ...

All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law ...

Isn’t it wonderful? “What are you so happy about?“a woman asked the 98-year-old man. “I broke a mirror,“ he replied. “But that means seven years...

A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. “You have your choice of two brains,“ he told the patient, “For $1000 yo...

Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,“ she said, “Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.“ He...

I Got an A in Maths Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look a...

Jesus’s Telly A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displa...

A Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled ...

Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. ‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ t...