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A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. ...

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher....

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand....

Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats....

A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, ...

What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school? An offer you can't understand....

A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?"The physician replied that...

The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use att...

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He...

An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his onl...