英语笑话大全

Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor： ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient： ″then send the bill to my father，...

I Need Your FootballGeorge knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?...

Whose Father Was the StrongerWill and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My fath...

Bet I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. I don't know where he gets it from, bu...

GoldfishStan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?...

They're BusyOne day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? ” They're busy. ” Oh. Is anybody else...

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate ...

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the ...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you eve...

A gum-chewing (嚼口香糖的）American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a　restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts　a c...