英语笑话大全

A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality."I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said...

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine tr...

A young attorney, 'who had taken over his father's practice', rushed home elated one night. "Dad, listen," he shouted, "I&#...

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a go...

This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke starts massaging the person in front's back. The other bloke ...

An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised she needed an in-h...

Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew ...

** What's the difference between God and a lawyer? God doesn't think he's a lawyer.** Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole c...

** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.** What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won&#...

** What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.** What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor.** What do you get when you cross a bad polit...