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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...

The real-estate boss got a hot a new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way s...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few tri...

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was wo...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong p...

A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three sai...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The ...

If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?Shoo...

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the littl...

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him...