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It was so cold this morning that I even saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!...

A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, “Your Honor, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years.“ “Your Honor,...

A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an e...

A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a prominent and wealthy lawyer and asked him for a modest donation. The lawyer becam...

"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have ...

“You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?““Absolutely! What's the second question?“...

Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the c...

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly,...

Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters?He surprised his traveling companions by volunte...

An old man operated a street corner pretzel stand, selling the pretzels for a quarter each. Each day at lunch time, a young lawyer would pass the stan...