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Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?They gave him an...

A Columbia lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep."The Judge ruled:...

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial which went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene...

The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"Back cam...

Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer who studied all year for the bra exam?...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came alo...

For six years, the young attorney had worked incredibly long hours in his quest to make partner, and had taken only brief respites at a nearby country...

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?A: Stick his bill up his ass.Submitted by CurtisEdited by Calamjo...

An engineer dies and goes to heaven. However, when St. Peter meets him at the gate he says, "Wait a second! You're in the wrong place! Beat i...

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?They both hope to be human someday.Submitted by CurtisEdited by Yisman...