英语笑话大全

“WhokilledAbrahamLincoln*?“theteacheraskedherseventh-graders**. EveryonebutJohnraisedahandtoanswer. “ Doyouknow,John?“sheasked. “Dammit***,Idon'tk...

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt ...

My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. 丈夫正在过休息日，他看着我在屋子里来回奔忙。I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his...

Part-time JobWhen my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How wa...

A physics ExaminationOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The questi...

The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn...

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.鱼网你能告诉我鱼网...

JOKE 1 Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that...

Contented Married Life令人满意的婚姻生活A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisi...

I'm Trying to Stop It“Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?“ 孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”“No, sir, but you said yesterday...