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Legal advice
2023-12-05A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...
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Heaven and hell
2023-12-05A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car bro...
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Bastard son
2023-12-05For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times per year. During his last visit ...
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Endangered meal
2023-12-05The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. Aft...
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Minister & a lawyer
2023-12-05A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party."What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked."Try to fix it if i...
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DNA
2023-12-05"I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an ...
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Eloquent plea
2023-12-05The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man...
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Paramedic lawyer
2023-12-05Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times."Since we installed our new satellite n...
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Change of jobs
2023-12-05A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring. So he volunteered as a librarian at his local library branch.A week later, ...
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Dirty car
2023-12-05A man walks into a friend and see's that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.He asks his f...