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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his captu...

A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's i...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm st...

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. So the person in ch...

An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that...

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.&quo...

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men.The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next d...

A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, "I have some good news, and I have some bad news."The client says, "I could use some good n...

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead,&q...

What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?They grow taller!...