英语笑话大全

A stewardess （空中小姐） wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was look...

　The wife says to the neighbor:“ My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑）!“An ...

A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl...

Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a rid...

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治35岁时...

Father's Things When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wante...

A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting b...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子 If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗 If...

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?&q...

Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It's okey. To my inves...