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Kim, a normally “careful driver“ got stopped for rolling through a stop sign and was given a ticket by the state patrolman.When she went to court she ...

A woman walks into a lawyer's office and asks, “Is it true that if I get divorced, I'm entitled to half of my husband's possessions?““In m...

It was a bitterly contested divorce hearing, and after three weeks of bitter acrimony, the judge was ready to hand down his decision.The judge said, &...

A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work ...

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like t...

Dick Cheney says he does expect to go hunting again. Of course, no guarantee he'll bag another lawyer...

After his motion to suppress evidence was denied by the court the attorney spoke up, "Your Honor," he said, "What would you do if I cal...

A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber.The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, ...

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my ...

There are now more than 1 million lawyers in the United States. See, that's what Dick Cheney was doing, he was thinning the herd....