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Two litte boys are talking to each other when the older boy, Little Tommy, gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make ...

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness."Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you ...

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted."My name is Joshua. ...

A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?""Sure do," said the ...

The prosecuting attorney had just called his first witness to the stand, an elderly woman. Approaching her, he asked, "Do you know me, Mrs. Jacks...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates."$50 for three questions," replied the lawyer."Isn...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized a...

A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available...

1. The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps.They weren't working.... They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few tr...