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Half PriceJack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me. John: How is that? Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half...

Where Am I? An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his ...

The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doc...

Lawyer and Engineer A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the ...

Never Mind 　 A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the br...

I knew I could count on you!Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning...

It's His Fault 　 Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm g...

Lost Purse 　 A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... Th...

We Close at Nine“Waitress,“ shouted the impatient diner, “do I have to sit here and starve all night?“ “no, sir, we close at nine o'clock.“服务员，&rd...

Two AttorneysTwo attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. T...