英语笑话大全

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.Experience is somethi...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one sh...

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enter...

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York. 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, c...

A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer...

Recently we received credible intelligence that there have been six suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehe...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 - &quo...

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual &...

M.I.T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend.""Have some fries."Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend.&quo...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ...